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❤ Date: Friday, August 28, 2009
Find joy in secrets.
Was reading livejournal community on Postsecret, works almost the same as Postsecret.com but this people get to post their secrets as comments anonymously, dont have to post it as postcards or whatever. Came across this "Anything" post in which people can post any secrets they like, and some I think is funny shitz haha.
1.
"My boyfriend asked me if I thought he was boring... I lied. If you have to ask it's because even you know how boring you are!
And someone:
"Why the hell are you with this person?"
HAHAHA not really THAT funny I know. But it just reminds me of someone, omg. I like the reply, seriously NEVER ever date a boring person, you'll die......
Believe me, I'm speaking from experience ;) & I'm so glad I survived haha.
2.
"I dreamt I was giving a blowjob to a handsome man even though I've never ever. It was vivid."
Someone replied:
"I hope you're also a guy. If so, hawt."
HAHAHA seriously lmao. They're acting as if the community is some Match.com!
3.
"I got laid off on Friday. I've been scouring the interwebs trying to find another job, found the perfect opportunity, spent a day and a half perfecting my resume and cover letter...
and then misspelled the name of the person I addressed in my email by one godforsaken letter.
*scream*"
And here's one reply:
"Uh... what's so hard about blaming it on a typo? It's not like you meant to fuck up. Unless their name was "Curt" and you typed "Cunt". ;D"
HAHAHAHA OMG PRAY THAT IT'S NOT THAT CASE, WTF.